1 00:00:07,340 --> 00:00:10,176 {\an8}[Norah Jones "Svi Potreban je najbolji prijatelj"] 2 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:12,887 {\an8}♪ ♪ 3 00:00:12,887 --> 00:00:14,389 {\an8}- * Moje riječi su lijene ♪ 4 00:00:14,389 --> 00:00:16,307 {\an8}♪ Moje su misli maglovite ♪ 5 00:00:16,307 --> 00:00:19,436 {\an8}♪ Ali ovo je jedna stvar Siguran sam u ♪ 6 00:00:19,436 --> 00:00:23,064 {\an8}♪ Svi trebaju najbolji prijatelj ♪ 7 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:25,817 {\an8}♪ Sretan sam što sam tvoj ♪ 8 00:00:27,819 --> 00:00:30,739 {\an8}[jazzy glazba] 9 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:34,534 {\an8}♪ ♪ 10 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,994 {\an8}U redu. 11 00:00:35,994 --> 00:00:38,997 {\an8}Došli smo do posljednje jedinice ovdje na satu zdravlja-- 12 00:00:38,997 --> 00:00:40,749 {\an8}seksualni odgoj. 13 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,667 {\an8}Sada, ovo je zrela tema, 14 00:00:42,667 --> 00:00:45,503 {\an8}i očekujem vas sve nositi se sa zrelošću 15 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:47,130 {\an8}poput mladih odraslih ti postaješ. 16 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:48,882 {\an8}Bojim se, Teddy. 17 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:51,551 {\an8}Što ako nam pokaže dijagram vagine i dobijem kost? 18 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:53,720 {\an8}Hej, nerviraš se prije nego što ovaj sat završi, prijatelju. 19 00:00:53,720 --> 00:00:55,555 {\an8}Što prije zamotaj glavu oko toga, to bolje. 20 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:59,184 {\an8}Spolni odnos je fizički izraz 21 00:00:59,184 --> 00:01:02,687 {\an8}ljubavi i privrženosti to je savršeno prirodno 22 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:03,980 {\an8}i često smrtonosan. 23 00:01:03,980 --> 00:01:06,608 {\an8}Seksualno prenosivo bolesti uključuju 24 00:01:06,608 --> 00:01:09,486 {\an8}gonoreja, HIV, herpes, klamidija, 25 00:01:09,486 --> 00:01:12,113 {\an8}HPV, hepatitis A do C-- 26 00:01:12,113 --> 00:01:15,408 {\an8}♪ JFK, oduševljen, što još imam za reći? ♪ 27 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:16,743 {\an8}[smijeh] ♪ Nismo mi zapalili vatru ♪ 28 00:01:16,743 --> 00:01:17,994 {\an8}Ted, prestani! 29 00:01:17,994 --> 00:01:20,080 {\an8}Vidiš, to je točno o čemu govorim. 30 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:22,791 {\an8}Izbjeći spolno prenosive bolesti, 31 00:01:22,791 --> 00:01:25,418 {\an8}važno je prakticirati siguran seks. 32 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:29,756 {\an8}Sad, tko mi može reći koji je najsigurniji seks od svih? 33 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:33,259 {\an8}Nitko? 34 00:01:33,259 --> 00:01:34,427 {\an8}Masturbacija. 35 00:01:34,427 --> 00:01:36,137 {\an8}Hej, ako ćeš zadavanje domaće zadaće, 36 00:01:36,137 --> 00:01:37,430 {\an8}Johnny je to već učinio jutros. 37 00:01:37,430 --> 00:01:38,598 {\an8}Hej, začepi, stari! 38 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,392 {\an8}- Dobiva dodatni kredit. - Tiho! 39 00:01:40,392 --> 00:01:41,893 {\an8}- Prestani! - Oh! 40 00:01:41,893 --> 00:01:43,728 {\an8}Samo tako nastavi, jesi krenuo u pritvor, gospodine. 41 00:01:43,728 --> 00:01:47,315 {\an8}Sada, zašto je to važno prakticirati siguran seks? 42 00:01:47,315 --> 00:01:51,111 {\an8}Pa, sve počinje s biologijom. 43 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:52,862 {\an8}- Aw, idemo. - Počnimo 44 00:01:52,862 --> 00:01:56,950 {\an8}sa ženskom reproduktivni sustav. 45 00:01:56,950 --> 00:01:58,243 {\an8}O, ne. 46 00:01:58,243 --> 00:02:00,286 {\an8}Sranje. To je brzo, čak i za tebe. 47 00:02:00,286 --> 00:02:02,706 {\an8}[zvono zvoni] 48 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:04,416 {\an8}Pa, drago mi je to je gotovo, ha? 49 00:02:04,416 --> 00:02:06,960 {\an8}Znam, to je bilo kao seksualno obrazovanje za bebe. 50 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:08,044 {\an8}Što? 51 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:09,337 {\an8}Mislim, ti si stvarno ću razgovarati 52 00:02:09,337 --> 00:02:11,548 {\an8}o masturbaciji i izostaviti rubove? 53 00:02:11,548 --> 00:02:13,466 {\an8}Ozbiljno. Nije ni govorio o 54 00:02:13,466 --> 00:02:16,469 {\an8}kako masirati prostatu povećava intenzitet orgazma. 55 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,054 {\an8}Jeste li vidjeli kako kad sam spomenuo rimming, 56 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,723 {\an8}okrenuo je pojmovnik? 57 00:02:19,723 --> 00:02:21,391 {\an8 [oboje se smiju] - Čekaj, ti... 58 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:23,143 {\an8}vas dvoje ste imali seks? 59 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:24,310 {\an8}[sarkastično] Ne. 60 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:25,979 {\an8}Sami pilcam svoj đir. 61 00:02:25,979 --> 00:02:27,689 {\an8}Pff! Duh, imamo 16 godina. 62 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:28,732 {\an8}Kada? s kim? 63 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,525 {\an8}Prije nekoliko tjedana, jedno s drugim. 64 00:02:30,525 --> 00:02:32,193 {\an8}Nismo htjeli biti zadnji u školi 65 00:02:32,193 --> 00:02:33,278 {\an8}da izgubimo nevinost. 66 00:02:33,278 --> 00:02:34,320 {\an8}Oh, da. [smijeh] 67 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,822 {\an8}Ne. Da, naravno. 68 00:02:35,822 --> 00:02:37,490 {\an8}Kako--kako bi jadno tako je, zar ne? 69 00:02:37,490 --> 00:02:39,659 {\an8}Opa, nisam ni znao vas dvoje ste izlazili. 70 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,119 {\an8}Andrew, mislio sam da si gay. 71 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:42,579 ne znam Moglo bi biti. 72 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:44,497 Samo znam da nisam jebeni gubitnik. 73 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,708 Tako si samouvjerena. volim to 74 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,293 Idemo u informatičku učionicu. 75 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:50,920 Možemo mi to na stazi Oregon. 76 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:53,673 Sranje, Teddy, znaš li što ovo znači? 77 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:55,550 Ja sam zadnja djevica u školi. 78 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:56,760 Što je s Benom Carnessom? 79 00:02:56,760 --> 00:02:58,136 Ne, spavao je sa svojim profesorom matematike. 80 00:02:58,136 --> 00:02:59,512 Zbog toga je i dobila otkaz. 81 00:02:59,512 --> 00:03:01,389 Mislio sam da je dobila otkaz jer mu je dala anđeosku prašinu. 82 00:03:01,389 --> 00:03:03,058 Da, Teddy, Mislim da je to bila trgovina. 83 00:03:03,058 --> 00:03:04,100 Oh. Oh, vau... 84 00:03:04,100 --> 00:03:05,393 o da, pa, onda je to haos. 85 00:03:05,393 --> 00:03:07,354 U svakom slučaju, stari, ovo je ozbiljno. 86 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:08,938 Moram požuriti i seksati se s nekim 87 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,815 prije nego što ljudi saznaju a ja sam ponižena. 88 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,776 u pravu si Moramo pronaći kupca. 89 00:03:12,776 --> 00:03:14,027 Svježi penis! 90 00:03:14,027 --> 00:03:15,153 Nabavite svoj svježi penis ovdje! 91 00:03:15,153 --> 00:03:16,529 Ted, Isuse Kriste! 92 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,531 Ovaj je penis pripadao maloj starici 93 00:03:18,531 --> 00:03:20,075 koji je samo nedjeljom zajebavao! 94 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:21,493 Još uvijek ima onaj novi miris penisa! 95 00:03:21,493 --> 00:03:22,619 Hoćeš li šutjeti? 96 00:03:22,619 --> 00:03:24,162 u redu, Samo pokušavam pomoći. 97 00:03:24,162 --> 00:03:30,377 ♪ ♪ 98 00:03:30,377 --> 00:03:32,003 Dobro, što je s Taliom? 99 00:03:32,003 --> 00:03:34,381 Talia Winthrop nije seksati se s tobom. 100 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:35,548 Hej, ti to ne znaš. 101 00:03:35,548 --> 00:03:37,258 Jeste li ikada vidjeli dečke ona izlazi, Johnny? 102 00:03:37,258 --> 00:03:38,510 Oni su zamišljeni degenerici. 103 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,053 Lakiraju nokte. 104 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:42,097 Je li to ono što želiš učiniti? Želite nalakirati nokte? 105 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,390 Mogla bih lakirati nokte. 106 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:44,891 Oh, ok--oh, želiš biti tip za lakiranje noktiju? 107 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:47,102 U redu, pripremite se da nikada ne bude smiješno. 108 00:03:47,102 --> 00:03:48,311 Nema više šale. 109 00:03:48,311 --> 00:03:49,688 Nikad ne dobiješ opet se našaliti. 110 00:03:49,688 --> 00:03:50,605 Zašto ne? 111 00:03:50,605 --> 00:03:52,357 Tip za lakiranje noktiju je vrlo ozbiljno. 112 00:03:52,357 --> 00:03:53,733 Ako ste na krstarenju a vi uočite 113 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,568 kapetan dovodeći gospođa putnica 114 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,195 natrag u svoju kabinu, što kažeš 115 00:03:57,195 --> 00:03:58,530 Pa ti kažeš, "Thar she puše." 116 00:03:58,530 --> 00:04:00,240 Ne, nemaš. Kažete: "Blago njima." 117 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,076 Kažete: "Svatko zaslužuje ljubav u ovom sjebanom svijetu," 118 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:04,327 jer imaš nalakirane nokte. 119 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:05,954 Čekaj, mogu li--mogu li reći, "Shiver me timbers"? 120 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,330 Ne, ne možete. Bez šale. 121 00:04:07,330 --> 00:04:08,456 Samo boje za prste. 122 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:10,250 [vrata se otvaraju] 123 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,584 Oh, hej, Blaire. Hej, misliš 124 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,253 jedan od tvojih prijatelja s fakulteta bi bili voljni 125 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:14,838 seksati se s Johnom? 126 00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:16,214 [sarkastično] Da, svaki veliki glavni želi 127 00:04:16,214 --> 00:04:18,299 seksati se s tinejdžerom na njegovim listovima Ratova zvijezda. 128 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,719 Oh, i loša veza s njezinim ocem je plus. 129 00:04:20,719 --> 00:04:21,886 You got any friends like that? 130 00:04:21,886 --> 00:04:23,763 Dobro, zašto si pitaš me ovo? 131 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,849 'Cause I'm the last virgin u mom razredu. 132 00:04:25,849 --> 00:04:27,100 hajde tvoji prijatelji su uvijek 133 00:04:27,100 --> 00:04:28,226 trying to do good in the world. 134 00:04:28,226 --> 00:04:29,561 Što kažete na jedan od njih uzima pauzu 135 00:04:29,561 --> 00:04:31,438 od hranjenja gladnih zajebavati očajnike? 136 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,440 Da, ne. Ne pomažem ti. 137 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,442 Bože, patetična sam. 138 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:37,485 Ah, hajde. There's a lot of cool virgins. 139 00:04:37,485 --> 00:04:39,779 Leteća redovnica, 140 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:42,407 Richie Rich, 141 00:04:42,407 --> 00:04:44,075 Lincolnov spomenik... 142 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:47,537 Taj godišnjak. 143 00:04:47,537 --> 00:04:49,330 nikad nisam imao seks, 144 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,749 nikada nije imao djevojku. 145 00:04:50,749 --> 00:04:52,667 Jebote, nisam ni nikad poljubio bilo koga. 146 00:04:52,667 --> 00:04:54,336 Poljubila si Michaela Dukakisa 147 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:55,628 na toj paradi kad si imao devet godina. 148 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,255 Da, to se ne računa. Poljubio me. 149 00:04:57,255 --> 00:05:00,050 Bilo je dovoljno strastveno da su to objavili u novinama. 150 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:01,426 Gledaj, ne brini, Johnny. 151 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:03,053 Ima puno uličica u Bostonu. 152 00:05:03,053 --> 00:05:04,763 Jedan od njih mora imati rupu slave. 153 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:07,515 A ako ne, idemo u Worcester. 154 00:05:10,477 --> 00:05:12,520 Pogledaj sve ovo kraljice dobrobiti. 155 00:05:12,520 --> 00:05:14,564 Vidiš, to je problem s ovom zemljom. 156 00:05:14,564 --> 00:05:16,316 Svi očekuju sve im je predano 157 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:18,318 na srebrnom pladnju. 158 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,527 Bok ljudi. 159 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:22,030 Hm, mogu li razgovarati s tobom o nečemu? 160 00:05:22,030 --> 00:05:23,323 You want a tuna sandwich? 161 00:05:23,323 --> 00:05:24,824 Ne, dobro sam. 162 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,451 Hm... 163 00:05:26,451 --> 00:05:27,911 radi se o Johnu. 164 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:32,999 Uh, mislim da bi mogao biti na rubu-- 165 00:05:34,542 --> 00:05:36,252 Pa, ja--mislim on je zainteresiran 166 00:05:36,252 --> 00:05:38,630 in becoming sexually active. 167 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:41,341 kako to misliš 168 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:45,178 Well, I don't really know how I can be clearer than that. 169 00:05:45,178 --> 00:05:48,848 Um, have you guys ever talked Johnu a-o seksu? 170 00:05:48,848 --> 00:05:51,142 Naravno da ne. Ima samo 16 godina. 171 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:53,311 Talking about sex is rude. 172 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,689 Pa ćeš se pouzdati na profesora tjelesnog 173 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,565 a napaljeni medo? 174 00:05:57,565 --> 00:05:58,608 Mislim, kako si očekujte da nauči 175 00:05:58,608 --> 00:06:00,151 što on treba znati? 176 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:02,529 Kad budeš regrutiran, prikazuju ti film. 177 00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:06,449 Vidi, shvaćam da može biti neugodan razgovor, 178 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:07,617 ali stvarno je važno. 179 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:08,702 Tony Randall je bio u njemu. 180 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,787 ti si potpuno u pravu, Blaire. 181 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:12,706 Znaš što ću učiniti? 182 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:15,583 Snimit ću pjesmu Pitaj Beth iz "The Globe", 183 00:06:15,583 --> 00:06:17,669 i ja ću ga gurnuti ispod njegovih vrata. 184 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,421 Ljudi, postoji ništa sramotno 185 00:06:19,421 --> 00:06:20,839 o ljudskoj seksualnosti. 186 00:06:20,839 --> 00:06:22,048 Nikad nisi bio u striptiz klubu 187 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:24,175 kad se upale svjetla. 188 00:06:25,593 --> 00:06:26,720 A nisam ni ja. 189 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:28,513 Matty, ovo nije šala, u redu? 190 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:29,889 Mora znati te stvari. 191 00:06:29,889 --> 00:06:32,642 Gledaj, ja ću razgovarati s njim kad bude pravo vrijeme. 192 00:06:32,642 --> 00:06:33,810 i kažem ti, 193 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:36,146 kao netko tko ga poznaje stvarno dobro, 194 00:06:36,146 --> 00:06:37,647 pravo je vrijeme. 195 00:06:37,647 --> 00:06:39,149 U redu, mislim pokušavaš izbjeći 196 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:40,400 neugodan razgovor, 197 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,235 i iskreno, to je sebično od tebe. 198 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,320 Sve što pokušavam učiniti je pojesti moj ručak ovdje. 199 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:45,780 Isus. 200 00:06:45,780 --> 00:06:47,365 Dolazi vam mjesečnica ili tako nešto? 201 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,201 Ja--što? 202 00:06:50,201 --> 00:06:52,037 - Zaboravi. - Dolaziš? 203 00:06:52,037 --> 00:06:53,747 Kao da je moj jebeni odrasli zubi? 204 00:06:53,747 --> 00:06:55,540 - Zaboravi da sam to spomenuo. - Jebote, zvuči kao 205 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:57,250 ti trebaš razgovor, ne on. 206 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,627 Imate li kakvu ideju kako menstruacija zapravo funkcionira? 207 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,046 Znam dovoljno. 208 00:07:01,046 --> 00:07:02,422 Nitko to nikad nije objasnio tebi, jesu li? 209 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,840 Pokušao sam jednom, 210 00:07:03,840 --> 00:07:06,301 ali Matty je rekao da jest preblizu praznicima. 211 00:07:06,301 --> 00:07:08,011 O moj Bože. teta Suze, 212 00:07:08,011 --> 00:07:09,888 misli na svog sina, u redu 213 00:07:09,888 --> 00:07:11,264 Zar ne želiš da John odraste 214 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:13,266 biti spolno zdrava odrasla osoba? 215 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:15,477 Blaire, jezik. 216 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,354 Moji roditelji nikad nisu razgovarali meni o sexu. 217 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:20,148 Sve sam sama shvatila, i dobro mi ide. 218 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,527 Razgovarat ćemo s Johnom. 219 00:07:24,527 --> 00:07:30,075 ♪ ♪ 220 00:07:30,075 --> 00:07:32,077 [kucati na vrata] 221 00:07:32,077 --> 00:07:33,161 uđi. 222 00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,288 John? 223 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:36,623 Da? 224 00:07:36,623 --> 00:07:37,832 jesi sam 225 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:39,250 Da. Da, Teddy je otišao 226 00:07:39,250 --> 00:07:40,543 u trgovinu po Doritos. 227 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,921 Oh, imamo Doritos ovdje u kući, dušo. 228 00:07:42,921 --> 00:07:45,131 - Imamo? - O, da, uvijek. 229 00:07:45,131 --> 00:07:46,883 Oh, tako je. Mi smo smeće. 230 00:07:46,883 --> 00:07:48,635 John, tvoj otac i ja, 231 00:07:48,635 --> 00:07:52,597 želimo razgovarati s tobom o nečemu. 232 00:07:52,597 --> 00:07:55,183 To je privatna stvar. 233 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:56,184 Što je to? 234 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:02,190 John, 235 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:08,530 ponekad kad dvoje odraslih su u braku, 236 00:08:08,530 --> 00:08:11,157 i oni su u krevetu, 237 00:08:11,157 --> 00:08:13,535 a noć je, 238 00:08:13,535 --> 00:08:17,706 imaju taj smiješan osjećaj u svojim kupaćim kostimima. 239 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:19,499 Isuse Kriste, Susan! 240 00:08:19,499 --> 00:08:20,583 Ovako je, Johne. 241 00:08:20,583 --> 00:08:22,127 Muškarci i žene imaju različiti dijelovi, 242 00:08:22,127 --> 00:08:24,587 a ti dijelovi pristaju poput klipa i cilindra. 243 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,214 Samo daj motor minutu za zagrijavanje. 244 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,008 Ako pucaš, puknut ćeš brtvu, 245 00:08:28,008 --> 00:08:30,218 uhvatiti se, i ti si gledajući najmanje tisuću 246 00:08:30,218 --> 00:08:31,261 za novi blok motora. 247 00:08:31,261 --> 00:08:33,179 To je seks. 248 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:34,597 Jebi me. 249 00:08:38,935 --> 00:08:40,687 Zahod. 250 00:08:45,442 --> 00:08:50,697 Jednog dana, kad budeš stariji, 251 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:54,034 imat ćeš tvoj prvi put, 252 00:08:54,034 --> 00:08:56,703 i trebalo bi budi posebna, dušo. 253 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,912 Da, bit ću dobro, mama. 254 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,457 Želim da bude bolje nego moj prvi put. 255 00:09:00,457 --> 00:09:01,416 Bože, ne, molim te nemoj... 256 00:09:01,416 --> 00:09:04,044 Bilo je to 1974. godine. 257 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,130 A tvoj otac i ja smo bili odsjeo u Howardu Johnsonu 258 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:11,509 s okretišta, i stvari su se brzo odvijale, 259 00:09:11,509 --> 00:09:15,388 kad je odjednom bilo vijesti na TV-u. 260 00:09:15,388 --> 00:09:18,183 Nixon je dao ostavku. 261 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,811 Oh, tvoj otac, bio je toliko rastresen 262 00:09:21,811 --> 00:09:23,772 i samo tako uzbuđen i-- 263 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:25,482 Mama, stvarno, ne moraš ovo raditi. 264 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,151 Pokušao sam ga vratiti u krevet, ali nije htio. 265 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:30,403 Bio je previše uzrujan. Samo je nastavio da viče, 266 00:09:30,403 --> 00:09:33,406 „Hipiji su pobijedili! Hipiji su pobijedili! 267 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:36,076 Pobijedili su! Pobijedili su!" 268 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,744 [uzdahne] 269 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,121 Nadam se da je ovo pomoglo. 270 00:09:45,293 --> 00:09:47,212 ♪ ♪ 271 00:09:47,212 --> 00:09:50,757 [treperenje upaljača] 272 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,967 Uf. [izdahne] 273 00:09:52,967 --> 00:09:54,928 Ova jebena smola je zadajući mi glavobolju. 274 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,638 Zar ne možeš nazvati svog tipa? 275 00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,390 Ah, moj tip neće prodaj mi na šabat. 276 00:09:58,390 --> 00:09:59,391 Ah, sranje. 277 00:10:01,142 --> 00:10:03,478 Teddy, što ako Jesam li zauvijek djevica? 278 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:04,521 Mislim, što da radim? 279 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:06,064 [kašljanje] pogledaj, 280 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:07,816 Znam ono s rupom slave nije išlo, 281 00:10:07,816 --> 00:10:09,734 ali barem imamo vidjeti grad. 282 00:10:09,734 --> 00:10:11,194 To smo upoznali ljubazan beskućnik 283 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:13,154 koji nas je naučio lekciju a zatim umro. 284 00:10:13,154 --> 00:10:15,573 Da, ali mislim, kao, što ako je ovo moja budućnost? 285 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:17,033 Pa, ako jeste, samo moraš naučiti 286 00:10:17,033 --> 00:10:18,952 živjeti sa sramotom. 287 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,954 Da, mislim, moglo bi biti i gore. 288 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,997 Mislim, g. Belvedere je sjedio na vlastita muda 289 00:10:22,997 --> 00:10:24,457 i morao je u bolnicu. 290 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,167 - Što? - Da. 291 00:10:26,167 --> 00:10:27,961 Da. Mislim, to je poniženje. 292 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,755 Kao--kao, gospodine Belvedere iz TV emisije? 293 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:31,881 Da. Da, čovječe. 294 00:10:31,881 --> 00:10:33,008 Vozio se u kabrioletu 295 00:10:33,008 --> 00:10:34,217 tijekom Hollywooda Božićna parada, 296 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,428 pao unazad, zgnječio vlastita jaja. 297 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,013 Isus. 298 00:10:39,514 --> 00:10:41,933 Biste li radije to dogodi ti se na paradi 299 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:45,186 ili što se dogodilo JFK-u dogodi ti se na paradi? 300 00:10:45,186 --> 00:10:46,646 o Bože Iskreno ne znam. 301 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,981 Da, to je težak, zar ne? 302 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,232 To je stvarno teško. To je, kao, jedan od 303 00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:50,316 najteži bi-radije ikada sam čuo. 304 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,484 ja znam To je, kao, mozgalica. 305 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,652 Bože, previsoko sam razmišljati o tome. 306 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:54,154 Da, teško je. 307 00:10:57,615 --> 00:10:59,409 Dobro, dobro, zajebi ovo. 308 00:10:59,409 --> 00:11:00,994 Moramo nabaviti pravu travu. 309 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,996 Hej, što o tome Sheila Borgwardt? 310 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:04,247 što, kao, zgodna Sheila? 311 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,291 Da, zapamti, prije nas je spojila. 312 00:11:06,291 --> 00:11:08,710 Poslala nas je onom trgovcu za kojeg se pokazalo da je Blaire. 313 00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,045 Oh, da, to nije bilo dobro. 314 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,422 Pa, baš je kao rekao je beskućnik Joe. 315 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:13,506 Pazite što želite... 316 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,841 [zajedno] Ah, srce moje. 317 00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,885 - Da. - Da, umro je. 318 00:11:16,885 --> 00:11:24,059 ♪ ♪ 319 00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:31,649 Oh. hej 320 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:32,692 hej 321 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:33,860 Ted, zar ne? 322 00:11:33,860 --> 00:11:34,903 Da, tako je. 323 00:11:34,903 --> 00:11:36,863 Uh, hej, je li ti sestra ovdje? 324 00:11:36,863 --> 00:11:38,823 Uh, da. 325 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,326 Sheila, imaš društvo! 326 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,494 Vidimo se kasnije. 327 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:48,541 Zahod? 328 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,001 Oh. Bok, Bethany. 329 00:11:50,001 --> 00:11:51,753 Bok. kako je 330 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:52,962 Uh, ide dobro. 331 00:11:52,962 --> 00:11:54,673 moj, uh... moj medo je gore 332 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,674 kupovati drogu od tvoje sestre. 333 00:11:55,674 --> 00:11:57,217 Ah, lijepo. 334 00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:02,681 Sat seksualnog obrazovanja je bio čudan drugi dan. 335 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,057 O, da, bilo je super čudno. 336 00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,642 Da, još uvijek ne mogu dobiti sliku 337 00:12:05,642 --> 00:12:08,853 gospodina Maynarda koji stavlja kondom na bananu iz glave. 338 00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,355 Oh, da, znam, zar ne? Kao... 339 00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:12,357 kao, možeš li zamisliti, kao, biti banana, 340 00:12:12,357 --> 00:12:15,026 i--i, kao, tebe izaberu, a onda te stave na brod, 341 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,277 i onda te stave na tržište, 342 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:18,363 i--i ti razmišljaš cijelo vrijeme, kao, 343 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:21,408 oh, nadam se da će me uspjeti u krem pitu 344 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:24,994 ili, kao, koristi se kao telefon za humor. 345 00:12:24,994 --> 00:12:26,413 I onda si samo sjedi u našem razredu, 346 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,289 praveći se kurac. 347 00:12:29,791 --> 00:12:30,792 Pa, moram ići. 348 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:31,918 Oh, dobro, da, sigurno. 349 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,003 - Da. - Da. Drago mi je da te vidim. 350 00:12:33,003 --> 00:12:35,088 Vidimo se kasnije. 351 00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:36,506 Obećavaš da je ovo pravedno za tebe, zar ne? 352 00:12:36,506 --> 00:12:38,591 Jer ne želim biti uhićen zbog omogućavanja. 353 00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,386 Ne, samo ja i ostali dečki iz doo-wop grupe. 354 00:12:41,386 --> 00:12:43,930 Ovi tipovi trebaju buzz osjetiti glazbu, znaš. 355 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,265 Ja sam dobar kad sam čist. 356 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:46,808 Zato sam uvijek onaj koji priča 357 00:12:46,808 --> 00:12:48,101 upravi o plaćanju. 358 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,394 Znate, bilo što takva logistika, 359 00:12:49,394 --> 00:12:50,687 uvijek pada na moj... - Da, da. 360 00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,813 gledaš za nešto meko 361 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:52,939 ili nešto jače? 362 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:53,982 Pa, moj posljednji tip mi je dao 363 00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,066 nešto što je bilo prilično dobro. 364 00:12:55,066 --> 00:12:56,526 Zvalo se Samopouzdana gorila. 365 00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:58,278 Imaš li što od toga? - Ne mislim tako, 366 00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,740 ali upravo sam dobio ovu novu seriju pod nazivom Heartbeat Fingers. 367 00:13:01,740 --> 00:13:04,409 Ah, da, ne, to--ne, ta-to ne zvuči tako dobro. 368 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:05,410 Uh, uh, što još? 369 00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:06,536 Uh, daj da pogledam. 370 00:13:07,787 --> 00:13:09,622 Dakle, Sheila, 371 00:13:09,622 --> 00:13:12,042 bez uvrede, ali ti ikad razmisli o poduzimanju nečega 372 00:13:12,042 --> 00:13:14,544 o tom groznom imenu? 373 00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,507 shvaćam 374 00:13:19,507 --> 00:13:20,592 Oh, dovraga, da. 375 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:21,968 Da, usput, samo za vašu informaciju, 376 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:23,970 Sheila je ime njene mrtve majke, 377 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:25,972 pa nam nije dopušteno više kupovati ovdje. 378 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,891 Oh, čovječe, Kafka Trip? 379 00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,142 Nije li ovo ta stvar to me natjeralo na razmišljanje 380 00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,894 gospođa Land O'Lakes bio ljut na mene? 381 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:32,479 Pa, samo je imala nekoliko drugih serija. 382 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:36,232 Uh, prsti srca, Proračun kupaonskog ogledala, 383 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:39,152 Što je to bilo, i Zašto mokrenje ne počinje. 384 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,653 - Joj. - U redu, nastavi. 385 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:41,780 Stavite ga u torbu. 386 00:13:41,780 --> 00:13:43,156 hej 387 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,200 Hej, treba nam taj lonac, ti mater ti! 388 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:49,037 [oboje gunđaju] 389 00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:50,955 Pusti me! 390 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:56,878 Isuse, lijepo spremanje! 391 00:13:56,878 --> 00:13:58,421 Čovječe, zajebi tog tipa. 392 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,215 Trebali bismo nazvati jebeni policajci. 393 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:03,301 Da, možda--možda pod datim okolnostima, ne. 394 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,178 O moj Bože! jesi dobro 395 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,639 Oh, hej, Bethany. 396 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:09,265 Da. Da, dobro sam. 397 00:14:09,265 --> 00:14:12,018 Ne mogu vjerovati da si to napravio. To je bilo tako cool! 398 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:13,812 Ne, samo sam reagirao u trenutku. 399 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:14,896 Nije to tako velika stvar. 400 00:14:14,896 --> 00:14:17,023 Ne, za to je trebalo hrabrosti. 401 00:14:17,023 --> 00:14:19,693 Ti si, kao, nekako strava. 402 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,653 Pa znaš, kad si ovisan o supstanci, 403 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:23,613 ti možeš sve uložio si svoj um. 404 00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:27,534 Imam trening plivanja sutra popodne, 405 00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:33,164 ali nakon toga, bi li možda se želite družiti? 406 00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,876 Možda pogledati film ili dobiti hranu ili što već? 407 00:14:36,876 --> 00:14:39,796 Da. Da, naravno. 408 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:40,964 Želiš me pokupiti u 7:00? 409 00:14:40,964 --> 00:14:42,590 Definitivno. 410 00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:44,801 Cool. 411 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,052 vidimo se 412 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,557 Sranje, imam spoj. 413 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,558 spoj? 414 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:53,059 Johnny, pogledaj na velikoj slici. 415 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,894 Ovo je tvoja prilika seksati se. 416 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:55,937 Što, misliš tako? 417 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:57,230 Nazvala te je "cool". 418 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,857 Cure se seksaju sa cool tipovima. 419 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,233 Da. Da, možda. 420 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:01,901 Jebeš "možda". Vjeruj mi u vezi ovoga. 421 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,696 Mi ćemo se pobrinuti za vas nemoj upropastiti ovu priliku. 422 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,197 I ja ću vas voditi. 423 00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,867 bit ću... [gunđanje] 424 00:15:08,867 --> 00:15:10,744 Vaš učitelj Yoda. 425 00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:11,995 Mislim, mogao bih pokušati. 426 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:14,247 Vijak ili ne vijak. Nema pokušaja. 427 00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,915 Sada, idemo po tebe neka vježba. 428 00:15:15,915 --> 00:15:17,709 Trči, Johnny, trči! Trčanje! 429 00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:20,670 "Da, snaga Jedija teče od Sile, 430 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:22,088 ali čuvaj se tamne strane." 431 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,382 Mislim, osim ako ona kaže da je u redu. 432 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:32,140 [jazzy glazba] 433 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:33,892 ♪ ♪ 434 00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,143 Jesmo li sigurni u ovo? 435 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,353 Gledaj, moraš imati kondome 436 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,812 zaključana i učitana na vaš datum. 437 00:15:37,812 --> 00:15:39,356 Kad dobiješ--pa, znaš, 438 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,816 možda nije učitano, očito, ali moraš biti spreman. 439 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,985 Postoji mnogo opcija. Ne znam što odabrati. 440 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:46,696 Pa koji govori s tobom? 441 00:15:46,696 --> 00:15:48,198 Možda ove? 442 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:49,657 "Rebra za njezino zadovoljstvo"? 443 00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,785 Dobar izbor. I želite li znati trik? 444 00:15:51,785 --> 00:15:54,788 Okreneš ga naopako i ukrasti zadovoljstvo. 445 00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:56,039 Možeš li to učiniti? 446 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,123 Oh, da, ona će biti kao, 447 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,416 gdje je zadovoljstvo? 448 00:15:58,416 --> 00:16:00,543 I bit ćeš kao, uh, uh, uh, ne znam. 449 00:16:00,543 --> 00:16:02,545 Uh, nisam znala bilo je ikakvog zadovoljstva. 450 00:16:02,545 --> 00:16:04,881 Mogu li vam pomoći mladići odabrati kondom? 451 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,466 Uh, ne. 452 00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,385 Zapravo, bili smo... upravo smo odlazili. 453 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,761 Oh, molim te, nemoj ići. 454 00:16:09,761 --> 00:16:11,554 Jedna od radosti moj posao je sparivanje 455 00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:13,306 pravi mladić s pravim kondomom. 456 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,392 Oh, to je... normalno. 457 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:17,560 Pa, stvarno ne znam što želim. 458 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,187 Pa, pričaj mi o djevojci. 459 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,898 Hm, ima srednje smeđa kosa, 460 00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,108 prosječna visina. 461 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,776 Mislim da bi mogla biti u plivačkom timu. 462 00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,695 Vidim. židovska? 463 00:16:26,695 --> 00:16:28,113 Ne mislim tako. 464 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,115 Pa, to isključuje ove. 465 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,533 Što je s aktivizmom u zajednici? 466 00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:32,867 Bavi li se dobrotvornim radom? 467 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,120 Ja-ja iskreno ne znam. 468 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,289 Zašto ne probaš Ramzesa? 469 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:41,334 Čvrst, čvrst, napravljen za sve vremenske prilike, 470 00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:43,628 može izdržati preko 300 funti okretnog momenta. 471 00:16:43,628 --> 00:16:46,047 Oh, Johnny, koliko funti okretnog momenta što biste učinili? 472 00:16:46,047 --> 00:16:47,841 Uh, hvala ti. 473 00:16:47,841 --> 00:16:49,175 Samo želim reći, Gledao sam 474 00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,427 ovdje kupujete godinama. 475 00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,429 Čekala sam ovaj dan. 476 00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,890 Iskreno, mislio sam da hoće dođi malo ranije, ali... 477 00:16:55,890 --> 00:16:57,434 [šapuće] Čestitam. 478 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,185 Trebam odraslu osobu! Trebam odraslu osobu! 479 00:16:59,185 --> 00:17:00,478 u redu je Sve je u redu, Johnny. 480 00:17:00,478 --> 00:17:01,688 Sve je u redu. Vidi, uh, izvoli, prijatelju. 481 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:02,689 Zadrži višak. 482 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:03,982 hej Vas! 483 00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:05,316 Makni se od tog klinca! 484 00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,570 Sada, kako vam mogu pomoći? 485 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:14,117 ♪ ♪ 486 00:17:14,117 --> 00:17:15,952 Dobro, sad ću vremena za ovo. 487 00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,203 Ovo je čudan osjećaj. 488 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:18,997 Gledaj, imaš problema skidanje grudnjaka, 489 00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,123 ona će znati ti si djevica. 490 00:17:20,123 --> 00:17:21,249 Sranje, stvarno? 491 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:22,208 Vjeruj mi, u redu? 492 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:23,710 Sada ga skini. 493 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,795 U redu. 494 00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,047 sta to radis 495 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:28,131 Pa, neću olakšaj ti. 496 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,132 Moraš raditi za to. 497 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,508 Isus. 498 00:17:32,302 --> 00:17:34,304 Isuse Kriste, Teddy, samo me pusti da napravim kopču. 499 00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:35,680 Oh, ne, moraš to zaraditi. 500 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:38,016 U redu, sada se pretvarajmo ti si randy izvršni direktor 501 00:17:38,016 --> 00:17:39,684 a ja sam tvoja tajnica. Ići. 502 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,145 [visoko] g. Bennett, G. Bennett, kontrolirajte se! 503 00:17:42,145 --> 00:17:44,814 Zaboga, g. Bennett, ti si oženjen čovjek! 504 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,107 Teddy, hajde! 505 00:17:46,107 --> 00:17:47,484 Tko je Teddy? Ja sam Debra. 506 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,361 Upravo sam se preselio u veliki grad 507 00:17:49,361 --> 00:17:50,945 ni s čim osim s kovčegom puna snova 508 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,073 i diplomu suradnika od Katharine Gibbs. 509 00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,908 Uh, bok. 510 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,618 Što dovraga radiš u mom grudnjaku? 511 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,120 Pitanje je, što radim li još uvijek u tvom grudnjaku. 512 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:00,830 Johnny? 513 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:02,624 Imam spoj s Bethany Borgwardt, 514 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,167 a ja sam-- 515 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:06,002 Vježbam u slučaju da se poseksamo. 516 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:08,505 Vježbati što? 517 00:18:08,505 --> 00:18:10,382 Želim da misli ja sam iskusan, 518 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:12,258 znaš, kao da sam to puno radio. 519 00:18:12,258 --> 00:18:13,635 U redu. 520 00:18:13,635 --> 00:18:16,680 Pa, imam neke misli na temu. 521 00:18:16,680 --> 00:18:19,683 Uh, jedan, tko god da je ova djevojka, 522 00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,975 ona neće htjeti seksati se s tobom 523 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,644 ako ona misli da je to sve što te zanima. 524 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:25,980 I drugo, ona definitivno nije bit će u tome ako misli 525 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,565 spavao si uokolo s drugim djevojkama. 526 00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,359 Čekaj, pa ne mogu htjeti seksati se s njom? 527 00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,694 Ne, ti samo... 528 00:18:30,694 --> 00:18:32,737 eh, ne možeš to željeti previše, znaš? 529 00:18:32,737 --> 00:18:35,240 Dobro, dobro, što je pravi iznos da ga želite? 530 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:36,741 Samo budi svoj. 531 00:18:36,741 --> 00:18:37,659 U redu? 532 00:18:37,659 --> 00:18:38,993 Ostalo će se dogoditi prirodno. 533 00:18:38,993 --> 00:18:41,371 Da, ako mogu računati, John je bio on sam 534 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:44,833 16 godina i grabljao točno nula vagine. 535 00:18:44,833 --> 00:18:46,876 Dobivam li taj broj točno, Johne, nula? 536 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:48,545 Da, da, nula. 537 00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:50,505 mislim-- [uzdahne] 538 00:18:50,505 --> 00:18:52,007 Mislim da ću učini to na Tedov način. 539 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,759 To je vrlo autodestruktivna rečenica. 540 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,053 Blaire, molim te, jesi ometajući poučni trenutak. 541 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:58,221 Jebi ga. 542 00:18:58,221 --> 00:18:59,222 Što god, pokušao sam. 543 00:18:59,222 --> 00:19:00,724 Samo mi vrati moj grudnjak. 544 00:19:04,102 --> 00:19:05,854 Sada znate! 545 00:19:07,939 --> 00:19:09,691 Teddy, nedostajemo nešto ovdje. 546 00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:10,817 Što? 547 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,402 Kako bih uopće mogao doći do seksa 548 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:14,029 ako ona nema dobar provod? 549 00:19:14,029 --> 00:19:16,114 Mislim, čak nisam planirao jebeni spoj. 550 00:19:16,114 --> 00:19:17,699 Johnny, hoćeš uzmi je 551 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:19,576 na najbolji spoj u njezinu životu. 552 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:20,744 kako to misliš Kako? 553 00:19:20,744 --> 00:19:22,454 Tvojeg medvjedića pokrio sam te. 554 00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:27,917 ♪ ♪ 555 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,419 Hej, Bethany. 556 00:19:29,419 --> 00:19:31,212 Ovo je za vas. 557 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,714 Ted? 558 00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:33,590 Što je ovo? 559 00:19:33,590 --> 00:19:35,592 Vaša odjeća za večer. 560 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,219 Š--ja-ja nosim moj outfit za večer. 561 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,220 Gdje je John? 562 00:19:39,220 --> 00:19:40,347 On vas čeka 563 00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,557 na tvom letećem tepihu. 564 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:46,102 [sjajna orkestralna glazba] 565 00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:53,068 ♪ ♪ 566 00:20:01,117 --> 00:20:03,661 Oh, Johne, ne mogu vjerovati ti si ovo napravio. 567 00:20:03,661 --> 00:20:06,081 da, pa, ovo je naš prvi spoj. 568 00:20:06,081 --> 00:20:08,500 Htio sam ga učiniti posebnim. 569 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,878 Imam nekako priznanje za napraviti. 570 00:20:11,878 --> 00:20:13,380 Što je to? 571 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:15,090 Još uvijek nisam vidio "Aladin." 572 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:17,467 Ajme, čovječe. ti to ozbiljno 573 00:20:17,467 --> 00:20:19,219 Mislio sam, kao, svaka djevojka je voljela taj film. 574 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,679 Moji prijatelji to obožavaju. 575 00:20:20,679 --> 00:20:22,931 Imam nekako čudan ukus u filmovima. 576 00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:24,349 Kao što? 577 00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:25,433 Nekako je neugodno. 578 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,976 Ne, moraš mi reći sada. 579 00:20:26,976 --> 00:20:30,772 Pa, postoji ovaj stvarno dobar loš film 580 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,149 s početka 80-ih pod nazivom "Flash Gordon". 581 00:20:33,149 --> 00:20:35,402 Nema jebene šanse! 582 00:20:35,402 --> 00:20:36,528 Jeste li gledali "Flash Gordon"? 583 00:20:36,528 --> 00:20:37,946 Oh, samo, kao, tisuću puta! 584 00:20:37,946 --> 00:20:39,447 Naravno. To je moj omiljeni jebeni film. 585 00:20:39,447 --> 00:20:40,657 - Samo to govoriš. - Ne, ne, ne. 586 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,034 "Tko si ti? Flash Gordon. 587 00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,452 Quarterback, New York Jets." 588 00:20:44,452 --> 00:20:47,038 volim to! A kada je princeza Aura poput, 589 00:20:47,038 --> 00:20:49,290 "Oče! Proklet bio, oče!" 590 00:20:49,290 --> 00:20:51,543 Oh, čovječe, je li to a četiri paketa dnevno ili što? 591 00:20:51,543 --> 00:20:53,420 Čovječe, ta pluća rade prekovremeno. 592 00:20:53,420 --> 00:20:54,879 Oh, i kada Princ Vultan je kao, 593 00:20:54,879 --> 00:20:57,340 “To mora da je jedan pakao planeta s kojeg vi muškarci dolazite." 594 00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,341 A Flash kaže... 595 00:20:58,341 --> 00:20:59,884 [zajedno] "Nije loše." 596 00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:00,927 O moj Bože. 597 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,637 Sranje. 598 00:21:02,637 --> 00:21:05,348 Nikada nisam upoznao djevojku kome se svidio taj film. 599 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:07,809 Pa, sada imate. 600 00:21:12,272 --> 00:21:13,231 Oh, sranje! 601 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,315 [škripa guma] 602 00:21:14,315 --> 00:21:15,358 Ah! 603 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,360 [oboje gunđaju] 604 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,862 [vjeverica cvokoće] 605 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:21,364 O moj Bože! 606 00:21:21,364 --> 00:21:23,241 Isuse Kriste, Jeste li dobro? 607 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,701 mislim da jesam. 608 00:21:24,701 --> 00:21:26,161 Johnny, Johnny, jesi li dobro? 609 00:21:26,161 --> 00:21:27,287 pričaj sa mnom! 610 00:21:27,287 --> 00:21:29,914 Teddy? 611 00:21:29,914 --> 00:21:31,041 Jesam li seksala? 612 00:21:31,041 --> 00:21:32,500 Sigurno jesi, prijatelju. 613 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,879 Stvarno si se dobro seksao. 614 00:21:37,589 --> 00:21:43,511 ♪ ♪ 615 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,555 Znaš, imaš sreće nisi bio više povrijeđen. 616 00:21:45,555 --> 00:21:46,890 Kako se sada osjećaš? 617 00:21:46,890 --> 00:21:48,850 Nije loše, zapravo. Moja ruka je malo... 618 00:21:48,850 --> 00:21:50,018 Ne, njega. 619 00:21:50,018 --> 00:21:51,102 Oh, točno, da. 620 00:21:51,102 --> 00:21:52,228 ja sam dobro 621 00:21:52,228 --> 00:21:54,230 Uh, znaš, nije toliko boli. 622 00:21:54,230 --> 00:21:57,067 Uh, doktore, stvarno jesam nemam pojma kako se to dogodilo. 623 00:21:57,067 --> 00:21:59,152 Znaš, oboje smo bili sjediti u autu, 624 00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,487 i imali smo pojaseve, 625 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:01,863 znaš, kako je propisano zakonom-- 626 00:22:01,863 --> 00:22:04,324 Sine, ovo nije moja prva noć na hitnoj. 627 00:22:04,324 --> 00:22:06,159 Vidio sam kako tepih gori. 628 00:22:06,159 --> 00:22:09,412 Znam kad su djeca bila "Potpuni novi svijet." 629 00:22:09,412 --> 00:22:11,039 Proklinjem dan izašao je taj film. 630 00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,083 U redu. Bit ćeš dobro. 631 00:22:13,083 --> 00:22:14,542 Nema potresa mozga. 632 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,087 Ali trebam te da se malo odmoriš sljedećih nekoliko dana. 633 00:22:17,087 --> 00:22:18,421 I klonite se automobila. 634 00:22:18,421 --> 00:22:20,674 U redu. Hvala. 635 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:27,222 Slušaj, ja sam... Žao mi je zbog večeras. 636 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:28,223 Znaš, bilo je glupo. 637 00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:29,891 Ne, nije. 638 00:22:29,891 --> 00:22:32,727 Bilo je romantično i promišljeno. 639 00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:34,104 Čekaj, znači nisi ljut? 640 00:22:34,104 --> 00:22:35,397 br. 641 00:22:35,397 --> 00:22:38,775 Sviđaš mi se - jako. 642 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,860 dobro, dobro, želiš li možda ići 643 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,404 na spoju u automobilu nekada? 644 00:22:42,404 --> 00:22:43,780 [smijeh] 645 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,240 Imam bolju ideju. 646 00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:47,867 Trebao sam ići na maturalnu s Dannyjem Hirshom, 647 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,328 ali njegove akne ima dosegla točku 648 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,330 gdje trebam nešto poduzeti. 649 00:22:52,330 --> 00:22:54,499 Biste li možda htjeli ići? 650 00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:55,792 Da. 651 00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:57,127 Da, da, naravno. 652 00:22:57,127 --> 00:22:59,129 Cool. 653 00:22:59,129 --> 00:23:02,799 Zapravo sam pomalo iznenađen ti već nemaš spoj. 654 00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:05,010 Iako pretpostavljam Nisam te vidio 655 00:23:05,010 --> 00:23:06,678 oko škole s djevojkom. 656 00:23:06,678 --> 00:23:09,347 Oh, John je imao puno djevojaka. 657 00:23:09,347 --> 00:23:10,557 - Stvarno? - Oh, da. 658 00:23:10,557 --> 00:23:12,017 Oh, da. Gledaš tipa 659 00:23:12,017 --> 00:23:14,477 s puno puno iskustva... 660 00:23:14,477 --> 00:23:15,687 sa jebanjem. 661 00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:16,730 Je li tako, Johnny? 662 00:23:16,730 --> 00:23:18,940 Uh... uh, da. 663 00:23:18,940 --> 00:23:21,359 Da, još uvijek me boli od jučer, znaš? 664 00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,237 Da, puno... puno kilograma okretnog momenta. 665 00:23:24,237 --> 00:23:25,572 - Oh. - Vjeruj mi, 666 00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,574 ovaj tip zna svoj put oko žene. 667 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:29,034 Znaš kako ga zovu u školi? 668 00:23:29,034 --> 00:23:30,493 Ladyboy. 669 00:23:30,493 --> 00:23:32,537 Toliko je iskusan. 670 00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,539 Žao nam je, trebamo ovu sobu. 671 00:23:34,539 --> 00:23:37,083 Imamo još jednog. 672 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:39,336 Prokleti film. 673 00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:42,589 ♪ ♪ 674 00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,424 pogodi što 675 00:23:44,424 --> 00:23:48,720 Jedno od jaja imalo je dva žumanjka. 676 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,056 Jedva čekam da me pozovu na zabavu. 677 00:23:51,056 --> 00:23:52,515 Imam mali razgovor. 678 00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:56,019 Pa, znaš, uh, Johnny također ima dobre vijesti. 679 00:23:56,019 --> 00:23:57,937 - Au, začepi, čovječe. - Ne, ne, ne. 680 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,065 Ne, ne, ne, mi to radimo. Ponosan sam na tebe, čovječe. 681 00:24:00,065 --> 00:24:02,859 Naš dečko je pozvan na maturalnu zabavu. 682 00:24:02,859 --> 00:24:04,402 - [uzdahne] - Što? 683 00:24:04,402 --> 00:24:05,779 ti to ozbiljno - Čekaj malo. 684 00:24:05,779 --> 00:24:07,322 čekaj malo Pozvani? 685 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:08,656 Pozvala te je? 686 00:24:08,656 --> 00:24:10,575 - Da. - Vidiš to, Susan? 687 00:24:10,575 --> 00:24:12,160 Još razmislite Clintonovi su bezopasni? 688 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:14,037 Vremena se mijenjaju, Matty. Moraš držati korak. 689 00:24:14,037 --> 00:24:15,497 Oh, Johne! 690 00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:18,500 Tako sam sretna zbog tebe. [smijeh] 691 00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:20,210 Tko je sretnica? 692 00:24:20,210 --> 00:24:21,753 Bethany Borgwardt. 693 00:24:21,753 --> 00:24:24,130 Čekaj, djevojka od one noći? 694 00:24:24,130 --> 00:24:24,923 Onaj s... 695 00:24:24,923 --> 00:24:26,174 Dama s grudnjakom, da. 696 00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:28,468 Valjda mu je netko dao neki dobar savjet. 697 00:24:28,468 --> 00:24:31,680 Pa, jako sam iznenađen. 698 00:24:31,680 --> 00:24:34,808 Uh, valjda, sretno. 699 00:24:34,808 --> 00:24:36,559 u redu, Moram na posao. 700 00:24:36,559 --> 00:24:37,686 Vidimo se kasnije. 701 00:24:37,686 --> 00:24:38,728 Ne zaboravi tvoj ručak, dušo. 702 00:24:38,728 --> 00:24:40,105 [gunđa] 703 00:24:41,481 --> 00:24:42,816 Izvadite voće! 704 00:24:42,816 --> 00:24:44,526 Ne mogu me vidjeti na poslu sa šljivom! 705 00:24:44,526 --> 00:24:45,819 Zašto? 706 00:24:45,819 --> 00:24:47,612 Ovdje ima vlakana, dušo. 707 00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,781 Još nisi napravio caca. 708 00:24:49,781 --> 00:24:51,658 Hej, Blaire, znaš, budući da Johnny ima spoj, 709 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:52,867 kako bi bilo da ti i ja odemo na maturalnu? 710 00:24:52,867 --> 00:24:54,536 Da, ne hvala. 711 00:24:54,536 --> 00:24:55,578 Zašto ne? 712 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:56,830 Srednjoškolska matura? 713 00:24:56,830 --> 00:24:58,289 Bio sam tamo, napravio to. 714 00:24:58,289 --> 00:24:59,791 Nema cuge, ne hvala. 715 00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,167 Ah, hajde. Ne ostavljaj me na cedilu! 716 00:25:01,167 --> 00:25:02,752 Johnny će biti poševiti se. 717 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:03,712 ne želim biti zaglavljen u razgovoru 718 00:25:03,712 --> 00:25:04,879 na hrpu bežnih vrećica. 719 00:25:04,879 --> 00:25:06,006 Zar ne misliš da si 720 00:25:06,006 --> 00:25:07,632 pomalo samouvjeren o ovome? 721 00:25:07,632 --> 00:25:09,676 Mislim, tek je počeo izlaziti s ovom djevojkom. 722 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:10,802 Da, ali to je... 723 00:25:10,802 --> 00:25:12,095 ide stvarno dobro, Blaire. 724 00:25:12,095 --> 00:25:13,763 Bilo nam je super na našem prvom spoju. 725 00:25:13,763 --> 00:25:14,973 Čak je i bolnica bila zabavna. 726 00:25:14,973 --> 00:25:16,766 Da, oni će se zajebavati sigurno. 727 00:25:16,766 --> 00:25:19,602 Mislim, osim ako, znaš, vrijeme je isključeno. 728 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:20,603 kako to misliš 729 00:25:20,603 --> 00:25:21,980 Pa, mislim, znaš, ako-- 730 00:25:21,980 --> 00:25:24,149 ako mora dobiti mjesečnicu. 731 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,900 - Što? - Znaš, ako je 732 00:25:25,900 --> 00:25:27,193 to doba tjedna. 733 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,946 U redu, pa što? Pa što ako dobije menstruaciju? 734 00:25:29,946 --> 00:25:31,948 Pa, kao, ne možete seksaj se onda, zar ne? 735 00:25:31,948 --> 00:25:34,200 Kao, čuo sam to ako imate spolni odnos 736 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,785 dok djevojka radi njena mjesečnica, 737 00:25:35,785 --> 00:25:38,079 onda--onda bi mogao vratiti se u prošlost. 738 00:25:38,079 --> 00:25:40,665 Mislim da sam upravo otišao nazad u vremenu. 739 00:25:40,665 --> 00:25:42,334 Ima li koji muškarac u ovoj kući 740 00:25:42,334 --> 00:25:45,795 zapravo čak i jebeno znam kako radi? 741 00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:48,631 Pa, zar ne? 742 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:50,050 - Ne znam. - Ja zapravo 743 00:25:50,050 --> 00:25:51,051 nemam pojma, ne. - Da. 744 00:25:51,051 --> 00:25:52,218 - Da. - Uf. U redu. 745 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,887 Zapravo sam uvijek bio nekako znatiželjan. 746 00:25:53,887 --> 00:25:55,638 Postoji, kao,... mala cijev, zar ne? 747 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:57,098 Da, tampon. 748 00:25:57,098 --> 00:25:58,516 O, da, znam tu riječ. 749 00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:00,226 Je li i dereza nešto? 750 00:26:00,226 --> 00:26:02,062 Koristi se dereza za penjanje po stijenama. 751 00:26:02,062 --> 00:26:03,688 Nema ništa imati veze s mjesečnicama. 752 00:26:03,688 --> 00:26:04,814 Oh. 753 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:05,815 Čudno je što ima riječ 754 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:06,858 "grč" tu je ipak, da? 755 00:26:06,858 --> 00:26:08,276 Dvije potpuno različite stvari. 756 00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:09,486 Ali možete vidjeti zašto sam mislio-- 757 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:10,570 U redu, želiš se šaliti, 758 00:26:10,570 --> 00:26:11,488 ili želiš jebati naučiti nešto? 759 00:26:11,488 --> 00:26:12,822 Nisam se šalio! 760 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:14,282 Nisam znao za penjanje po stijenama! Bog! 761 00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:15,533 Kako radi? 762 00:26:15,533 --> 00:26:16,826 Daj mi najbolju pretpostavku. 763 00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:19,537 Staviš tampon unutra. 764 00:26:19,537 --> 00:26:21,581 Genijalno, da. Kako? 765 00:26:21,581 --> 00:26:23,166 Progutaj to. 766 00:26:23,166 --> 00:26:27,087 Koristite aplikator umetnuti ga u vaginu, 767 00:26:27,087 --> 00:26:29,673 a zatim uklonite aplikator tako da ga izvučete. 768 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,633 I ovo se događa cijelo vrijeme? 769 00:26:31,633 --> 00:26:33,134 Jednom mjesečno za samo nekoliko dana. 770 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:34,678 Je li kraće u veljači? 771 00:26:34,678 --> 00:26:35,845 Želiš se jebeno smočiti? 772 00:26:35,845 --> 00:26:37,222 Ne, ne, ne. Ne, dobro sam, dobro sam. 773 00:26:38,139 --> 00:26:41,726 Gledajte, znam da mislite baš si pametan. 774 00:26:41,726 --> 00:26:47,357 Ali možda nisi tako spreman za seks kakav misliš da jesi. 775 00:26:47,357 --> 00:26:49,984 [telefon zvoni] 776 00:26:53,405 --> 00:26:54,406 halo 777 00:26:54,406 --> 00:26:55,865 Johne, ovdje Bethany. 778 00:26:55,865 --> 00:26:57,617 Oh, hej, Bethany. 779 00:26:57,617 --> 00:26:59,703 Da, bili smo, uh... bili smo samo pričamo o maturalnoj. 780 00:26:59,703 --> 00:27:00,704 Stvarno sam uzbuđena. 781 00:27:00,704 --> 00:27:02,080 Kada trebam doći po tebe? 782 00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:05,750 Da, o tome, razmišljao sam, 783 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:09,379 možda je i bolje ako idemo odvojeno. 784 00:27:09,379 --> 00:27:11,172 Čekaj--čekaj, što? Zašto? 785 00:27:11,172 --> 00:27:14,342 Samo mislim da bi mogao biti također malo, um, 786 00:27:14,342 --> 00:27:16,219 iskusno za mene. 787 00:27:16,219 --> 00:27:17,679 Ne, ali... [brcanje] 788 00:27:17,679 --> 00:27:19,055 [visok] Vrati se u krevet, Johnny! 789 00:27:19,055 --> 00:27:20,890 Ja sam jedna od mnogih zadovoljnih 790 00:27:20,890 --> 00:27:22,100 seksualni partneri! - [šapuće] Stani! 791 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,059 [šapuće] Što? On će mi zahvaliti. 792 00:27:23,059 --> 00:27:25,061 - Ne, nije! - Ššš! 793 00:27:25,061 --> 00:27:26,980 Hej, možemo li razgovarati o ovome? 794 00:27:26,980 --> 00:27:28,648 Siguran sam da imaš puno drugih djevojaka 795 00:27:28,648 --> 00:27:29,983 koji bi rado išao s tobom. 796 00:27:29,983 --> 00:27:31,818 Možda pitate nekog od njih. 797 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:33,278 oprosti 798 00:27:36,740 --> 00:27:38,450 Odbacila me. 799 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,868 Što? 800 00:27:39,868 --> 00:27:43,288 Da, gotovo je. 801 00:27:43,288 --> 00:27:44,497 Ne, nije. 802 00:27:44,497 --> 00:27:46,124 Učinit ćemo što i oni u filmovima. 803 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:48,126 Idi tamo večeras, stati na njen travnjak, 804 00:27:48,126 --> 00:27:50,462 i izjavi svoju ljubav da cijeli svijet čuje. 805 00:27:50,462 --> 00:27:51,463 Da. 806 00:27:51,463 --> 00:27:52,839 [cvrkut sirene] 807 00:27:54,299 --> 00:27:56,259 Oprostite zbog toga, policajče. hvala ti puno 808 00:27:56,259 --> 00:27:57,927 Naše isprike. Neće se ponoviti. 809 00:27:57,927 --> 00:27:59,596 Vau, to nije bilo dobro. 810 00:27:59,596 --> 00:28:02,098 Da, njezin tata stvarno nije mario što je voliš. 811 00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:03,892 Ne mogu vjerovati poslušao sam te. 812 00:28:03,892 --> 00:28:05,435 Zajebao si cijela stvar gore, Teddy! 813 00:28:05,435 --> 00:28:07,729 U redu je, Johnny. Još uvijek možemo ovo spasiti. 814 00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,856 Dobro, bit će puno cura na maturalnoj. 815 00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,149 Uhvatit ćemo te lažna škrinja. 816 00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:12,108 Zalijepit ćemo čarapu u hlačama. 817 00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:14,110 Ovo nije samo o seksu, u redu? 818 00:28:14,110 --> 00:28:15,445 Koliko puta moram li stajati ovdje 819 00:28:15,445 --> 00:28:17,530 i reći ti, Stvarno mi se sviđa? 820 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,698 Ona je opako cool. 821 00:28:18,698 --> 00:28:19,991 Imamo puno toga zajedničkog. 822 00:28:19,991 --> 00:28:22,077 Nije li bilo prilično samo "Flash Gordon"? 823 00:28:22,077 --> 00:28:23,828 Mogli smo izgraditi na tome. 824 00:28:23,828 --> 00:28:24,913 Gdje ću naći druga djevojka 825 00:28:24,913 --> 00:28:26,122 kome se svidja taj film? 826 00:28:26,122 --> 00:28:27,123 Mislim, tebi i meni se sviđa, 827 00:28:27,123 --> 00:28:28,416 ali to je uglavnom zbog droge. 828 00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:30,085 u redu, gledaj, Zajebao sam, u redu? 829 00:28:30,085 --> 00:28:31,628 Ali još uvijek se možemo zabaviti na maturalnoj večeri. 830 00:28:31,628 --> 00:28:34,464 Hajde, udarit ćemo udarac i napunite glasačku kutiju 831 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:36,966 pa par klinaca s konjskom facom osvojiti kralja i kraljicu. 832 00:28:36,966 --> 00:28:38,009 Ako želiš ići na maturalnu večer, 833 00:28:38,009 --> 00:28:39,844 možeš to i bez mene. 834 00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,096 Johnny. 835 00:28:43,473 --> 00:28:47,519 [melankolična glazba] 836 00:28:51,731 --> 00:28:54,859 [jazzy glazba] 837 00:28:54,859 --> 00:28:56,569 Hajde, požuri, 838 00:28:56,569 --> 00:28:59,072 prije nego se predomislim. 839 00:28:59,948 --> 00:29:01,199 O, moj Bože, to je... 840 00:29:01,199 --> 00:29:03,034 to je kravata na koju si sletio? 841 00:29:03,034 --> 00:29:04,244 Da, što nije u redu s tim? 842 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:05,870 Vi nosite jebenu klavirsku kravatu za maturalnu. 843 00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,455 Što si ti, u a-ha videu? 844 00:29:07,455 --> 00:29:09,541 Pa, znaš, jeste nekako je teško vezati leptir mašnu 845 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:10,709 kad nemaš prste. 846 00:29:10,709 --> 00:29:12,377 Usput, izgledaš sjajno. 847 00:29:12,377 --> 00:29:14,254 Vidjeti? Vidite kako je to lako, 848 00:29:14,254 --> 00:29:15,463 dati nekome kompliment? 849 00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:20,301 Oh, pogledaj vas dvoje, svi dotjerani! 850 00:29:20,301 --> 00:29:23,471 Oh, Matty, zar ne izgledaju lijepo? 851 00:29:23,471 --> 00:29:25,181 - Da. - Blaire, trebala bi 852 00:29:25,181 --> 00:29:27,809 nositi odjeću za djevojke češće, draga. 853 00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,893 Hvala. 854 00:29:28,893 --> 00:29:30,520 Ide li i John? 855 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:33,732 Ne, on je, uh... još uvijek je prilično uzrujan. 856 00:29:33,732 --> 00:29:36,026 Oh, ne, dušo moja. 857 00:29:36,026 --> 00:29:39,571 Matty, zašto ne bi ići razgovarati s njim? 858 00:29:39,571 --> 00:29:40,655 ha? 859 00:29:40,655 --> 00:29:42,240 Idi razgovaraj s Johnom. 860 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:43,366 kako to misliš 861 00:29:43,366 --> 00:29:44,993 O moj Bože. Govorim li farsi? 862 00:29:44,993 --> 00:29:46,578 Idi razgovaraj sa svojim sinom. 863 00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:49,247 Radi, kao, a, ne znam, stvar tipa oca. 864 00:29:49,247 --> 00:29:51,791 znaš, Sjećam se svoje maturalne večeri 865 00:29:51,791 --> 00:29:54,169 i moj pratilac, Bobby Kugelfarb. 866 00:29:54,169 --> 00:29:57,297 Bio je tako nervozan, slučajno me ubo 867 00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:59,632 navlačeći korsaž. 868 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:02,260 A nisam htio napraviti frka ili nešto slično, 869 00:30:02,260 --> 00:30:03,636 pa sam proveo cijelu noć 870 00:30:03,636 --> 00:30:06,806 s ovim karanfilom zaglavljenim na moje grudi. 871 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,476 Isus, opet ova jebena priča. 872 00:30:09,476 --> 00:30:11,311 Razgovarat ću s Johnom. 873 00:30:14,314 --> 00:30:16,191 A onda sam dobio sepsu, 874 00:30:16,191 --> 00:30:18,526 a ja sam još uvijek nije dopušteno plivati. 875 00:30:20,320 --> 00:30:23,114 [zvučni signal video igre] 876 00:30:23,114 --> 00:30:24,783 Hej, Johnny, završi. Trebam tvoju pomoć. 877 00:30:24,783 --> 00:30:26,076 Upravo sam započeo igru. 878 00:30:26,076 --> 00:30:27,243 Teško sranje. 879 00:30:27,243 --> 00:30:28,328 Moram napuniti naš stari hladnjak 880 00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:29,329 u stražnjem dijelu kamiona, 881 00:30:29,329 --> 00:30:30,955 baci ga u šumu. 882 00:30:30,955 --> 00:30:32,457 7:30 je navečer. 883 00:30:32,457 --> 00:30:34,834 Da. Ovo baš i nije legalno, Johne. 884 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:37,295 Ali neka sam proklet ako jesam plaćanje preuzimanja glomaznih predmeta. 885 00:30:37,295 --> 00:30:39,130 Osim toga, bit će zabavno za igru djece. 886 00:30:39,130 --> 00:30:40,882 Možemo li jednostavno to učiniti drugi put? 887 00:30:40,882 --> 00:30:44,010 Zašto? Nije kao imaš kamo otići, zar ne? 888 00:30:46,262 --> 00:30:47,639 Tata, znam što radiš. 889 00:30:47,639 --> 00:30:48,640 Ne radim ništa. 890 00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:49,974 Samo mi treba još jedan set ruku. 891 00:30:49,974 --> 00:30:51,309 Ne idem na maturalnu! 892 00:30:51,309 --> 00:30:53,770 U redu? Odbačen sam. 893 00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:55,188 Bit će previše neugodno. 894 00:31:01,111 --> 00:31:03,363 Život je serija od neugodnosti. 895 00:31:03,363 --> 00:31:05,448 Šefovi vas ponižavaju, 896 00:31:05,448 --> 00:31:07,659 tvoja žena te gnjavi cijelo vrijeme, 897 00:31:07,659 --> 00:31:10,078 odlazak u borbu u jednom ratu 898 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:10,995 gdje si ti negativac. 899 00:31:10,995 --> 00:31:12,163 Mislim, jebote. 900 00:31:12,163 --> 00:31:13,665 Treba li ovo biti ohrabrujući govor? 901 00:31:13,665 --> 00:31:15,834 Sve što govorim je, imaš samo toliko noći 902 00:31:15,834 --> 00:31:17,669 kao ovaj, Johne. 903 00:31:17,669 --> 00:31:20,380 Nema maturalnih večeri kad budeš punoljetan. 904 00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:22,215 Nedostaje ti ovaj, to je jebeno. 905 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:24,134 Ostatak tvog života jest provodeći cijeli dan 906 00:31:24,134 --> 00:31:25,510 lomeći ti leđa, i cijelu noć 907 00:31:25,510 --> 00:31:28,805 stajati na WC-u, pišajući Morseovom abecedom. 908 00:31:34,060 --> 00:31:35,562 U redu. 909 00:31:39,315 --> 00:31:41,317 Izvolite. 910 00:31:44,279 --> 00:31:48,241 [nerazgovjetno brbljanje, glazba treperi] 911 00:31:48,241 --> 00:31:50,076 ♪ Ritam je plesač ♪ 912 00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:52,162 ♪ To je suputnik duše ♪ 913 00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:55,540 ♪ Možete ga osjetiti posvuda ♪ 914 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:57,709 ♪ Podignite ruke i glas ♪ 915 00:31:57,709 --> 00:31:59,669 ♪ Oslobodite svoj um i pridružite nam se ♪ 916 00:31:59,669 --> 00:32:02,422 Vidiš, ovo nije tako loše, zar ne? 917 00:32:02,422 --> 00:32:05,884 Zahvaljujući tome, nije najgora noć u mom životu. 918 00:32:05,884 --> 00:32:09,637 Da, pa, jedem lijepo vrijeme i s tobom. 919 00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:13,099 I bez komplimenata večer se nastavlja. 920 00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:14,392 Hej, Javier! 921 00:32:14,392 --> 00:32:16,436 Ha! Znam tog tipa. 922 00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:17,896 Nitko te nije gledao. 923 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:19,814 Da, samo--bilo je-- bio je jedan tip. 924 00:32:19,814 --> 00:32:21,900 Ne, imam sjajne oči, a nitko nije gledao. 925 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:24,069 Ne, to je samo-to je ovo ono što radimo, nas dvoje. 926 00:32:24,069 --> 00:32:25,737 Ah, tako je on. 927 00:32:25,737 --> 00:32:27,739 Jeste li napravili ima li jebenih prijatelja ove godine? 928 00:32:27,739 --> 00:32:29,199 Uh, ne baš, ne. 929 00:32:29,199 --> 00:32:32,077 [uzvikivanje i smijeh] 930 00:32:32,077 --> 00:32:34,537 Sranje, Ted, gledaj. 931 00:32:36,289 --> 00:32:38,291 hej Hej, Johnny! 932 00:32:42,003 --> 00:32:43,713 - Hej, Johne. - Hej, prijatelju. 933 00:32:43,713 --> 00:32:45,882 Hej, hej, ti samo nedostajao mi je Javier, čovječe. 934 00:32:45,882 --> 00:32:47,175 Bio je na svojim starim trikovima. 935 00:32:47,175 --> 00:32:48,718 Opet sranje? 936 00:32:48,718 --> 00:32:49,761 Čovječe, stvarno moram upoznaj tog tipa. 937 00:32:49,761 --> 00:32:51,388 Zvuči sjajno. - Znam, ja... 938 00:32:51,388 --> 00:32:53,264 jebote, on uvijek samo odlazi kad dođeš ovamo. 939 00:32:53,264 --> 00:32:55,266 ja-ja ne-- Ne znam kako se to događa. 940 00:32:55,266 --> 00:32:58,228 Pa, slušaj, čovječe, ja... 941 00:32:58,228 --> 00:33:00,230 stvarno mi je žao što sam se tako zaletio u tebe. 942 00:33:00,230 --> 00:33:01,856 Ne, čovječe, žao mi je. 943 00:33:01,856 --> 00:33:04,442 Zajebao sam stvari između tebe i Bethany. 944 00:33:04,442 --> 00:33:06,194 Trebao sam samo zadržati moja velika usta začepi 945 00:33:06,194 --> 00:33:07,570 i neka budeš ono što jesi. 946 00:33:07,570 --> 00:33:09,614 Ne, čovječe, nisi ti za sve kriv. 947 00:33:09,614 --> 00:33:11,741 Nisam te morao slušati. 948 00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:13,493 Sam sam birao. 949 00:33:18,873 --> 00:33:21,376 Mislim da znam kako od-jebati stvari. 950 00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,966 Betanija. Bok. 951 00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:30,218 Zahod. 952 00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:32,053 Bok. 953 00:33:32,053 --> 00:33:35,390 Pa slušaj, pitao sam se 954 00:33:35,390 --> 00:33:40,020 ako bi možda daj mi još jednu priliku. 955 00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:43,565 Johne, pogledaj. 956 00:33:43,565 --> 00:33:45,108 Mislim da jesi dobar momak, 957 00:33:45,108 --> 00:33:48,361 ali ti nisi tip za mene. 958 00:33:48,361 --> 00:33:49,654 Samo me ne zanima 959 00:33:49,654 --> 00:33:51,322 u biti usjek u nečijem pojasu. 960 00:33:51,322 --> 00:33:54,200 Dobro, eto što Ovdje sam da ti kažem. 961 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,870 Nikad nisam imao seks, u redu? 962 00:33:56,870 --> 00:33:59,164 Ja sam djevica. Rekao sam da jesam 963 00:33:59,164 --> 00:34:00,290 jer sam mislio to bi vas se dojmilo. 964 00:34:00,290 --> 00:34:01,958 Bilo je glupo. 965 00:34:01,958 --> 00:34:04,169 Dakle, lagao si mi? 966 00:34:04,169 --> 00:34:06,004 Pa, da. 967 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:07,255 žao mi je 968 00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:09,007 Kako ja znam ne lažeš sad? 969 00:34:09,007 --> 00:34:10,258 ja nisam ja nisam 970 00:34:10,258 --> 00:34:11,551 Kunem se Bogom. 971 00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:16,222 I mislim da to mogu dokazati. 972 00:34:20,060 --> 00:34:21,436 Oprostite. 973 00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:23,271 Treba mi taj mikrofon. Imam nešto za reći. 974 00:34:23,271 --> 00:34:25,982 oprosti, to je protiv pravila... 975 00:34:25,982 --> 00:34:27,901 osim ako nije za pravu ljubav. 976 00:34:27,901 --> 00:34:28,902 jeste. 977 00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:35,033 Idi po nju. 978 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:36,409 [glazba prestaje] 979 00:34:36,409 --> 00:34:37,494 zdravo Bok, svaki... [povratna informacija cvili] 980 00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:38,578 Oh, to je glasno. bok svima 981 00:34:38,578 --> 00:34:40,705 Oprostite. Oprostite. 982 00:34:40,705 --> 00:34:42,707 Oprostite na smetnji. ja, uh, 983 00:34:42,707 --> 00:34:46,044 uh, samo imati stvarno brzo pitanje. 984 00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:48,755 Tko je ovdje imao seks sa mnom? 985 00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:53,385 Nitko. 986 00:34:53,385 --> 00:34:54,928 Želite li znati zašto? 987 00:34:54,928 --> 00:34:57,889 Zato što sam djevica. 988 00:34:57,889 --> 00:34:59,933 Bilo mi je previše neugodno da priznam do večeras, 989 00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:02,060 ali to je istina. 990 00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,561 I znate što? 991 00:35:03,561 --> 00:35:06,064 Kladim se da nisam sam. 992 00:35:06,064 --> 00:35:09,359 Kladim se da vas ima više vani baš kao ja, 993 00:35:09,359 --> 00:35:11,236 pa prestanimo se sramotiti 994 00:35:11,236 --> 00:35:13,363 i neka se čuje naš glas. 995 00:35:13,363 --> 00:35:15,365 Tko je tamo djevica? 996 00:35:16,449 --> 00:35:19,828 [tiho čavrljanje] 997 00:35:19,828 --> 00:35:23,248 [prigušeni smijeh] 998 00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:25,250 Štreber! 999 00:35:25,250 --> 00:35:26,835 - Koji kurac? - Što? Utapao se. 1000 00:35:26,835 --> 00:35:28,420 Nema smisla da padam s njim. 1001 00:35:28,420 --> 00:35:31,589 [smijeh] 1002 00:35:45,145 --> 00:35:46,980 hej Hej, Johne, čekaj! 1003 00:35:51,609 --> 00:35:53,653 Ne mogu vjerovati upravo si to napravio. 1004 00:35:53,653 --> 00:35:55,363 Oh. Da, bilo je prilično glupo. 1005 00:35:55,363 --> 00:35:57,907 Da, vrlo glupo. [smijeh] 1006 00:35:59,284 --> 00:36:01,286 Ali trebalo je petlje. 1007 00:36:01,286 --> 00:36:02,787 Pa, mislim, 1008 00:36:02,787 --> 00:36:05,457 to nije kao moj društveni život moglo biti gore. 1009 00:36:05,457 --> 00:36:08,418 [smijeh] pa... 1010 00:36:08,418 --> 00:36:09,961 želiš li znati tajnu? 1011 00:36:09,961 --> 00:36:11,963 Što? 1012 00:36:11,963 --> 00:36:16,259 Nisi jedina osoba u ovoj školi tko nije... 1013 00:36:16,259 --> 00:36:17,719 znate. 1014 00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,137 Čekati. [smijeh] 1015 00:36:19,137 --> 00:36:21,348 Čekaj, i ti si djevica? 1016 00:36:21,348 --> 00:36:23,641 Mm-hmm. 1017 00:36:23,641 --> 00:36:25,894 Znaš, ne mislim vjerujem ti. 1018 00:36:25,894 --> 00:36:27,270 - Što? - Mislim da moraš 1019 00:36:27,270 --> 00:36:28,521 ustani i reci cijela škola. 1020 00:36:28,521 --> 00:36:30,607 Da, ne hvala. ja nisam idiot 1021 00:36:30,607 --> 00:36:32,067 Oh, jesi li siguran? Zašto ne? 1022 00:36:32,067 --> 00:36:34,235 Sjajan je osjećaj. Ne mogu ga dovoljno preporučiti. 1023 00:36:34,235 --> 00:36:35,779 [smijeh] 1024 00:36:37,572 --> 00:36:39,324 Želiš li otići odavde? 1025 00:36:39,324 --> 00:36:42,827 Možda se objesiti u mojoj kući? 1026 00:36:42,827 --> 00:36:45,580 Moj tata i njegova djevojka su vani za noć. 1027 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:48,333 Naravno. 1028 00:36:48,333 --> 00:36:50,001 [All-4-One's "I Swear"] 1029 00:36:50,001 --> 00:36:53,004 - * I kunem se ♪ - * Kunem se ♪ 1030 00:36:53,004 --> 00:36:58,343 ♪ Tako mi mjeseca i zvijezda na nebu ♪ 1031 00:36:58,343 --> 00:37:01,846 ♪ Bit ću tamo ♪ - * Bit ću tamo ♪ 1032 00:37:01,846 --> 00:37:04,057 - * Kunem se ♪ - * I kunem se ♪ 1033 00:37:04,057 --> 00:37:06,059 Mislim da bi to dvoje moglo samo napravi. 1034 00:37:06,059 --> 00:37:07,894 Da, i ja tako mislim. 1035 00:37:09,104 --> 00:37:11,106 - Pa, što sad? - Jedan od gotskih klinaca 1036 00:37:11,106 --> 00:37:12,607 na parkiralištu dao mi je tabletu. 1037 00:37:12,607 --> 00:37:14,401 Nemam pojma što je to. Želite li to podijeliti? 1038 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,653 ♪ U dobru i zlu ♪ 1039 00:37:16,653 --> 00:37:18,571 ♪ Dok nas smrt ne rastavi ♪ 1040 00:37:18,571 --> 00:37:22,283 ♪ Uh, da, pričaj sa mnom, da ♪ 1041 00:37:22,283 --> 00:37:24,786 ♪ Kakav čovjek, kakav čovjek, kakav čovjek ♪ 1042 00:37:24,786 --> 00:37:26,162 ♪ Kako jako dobar čovjek ♪ 1043 00:37:26,162 --> 00:37:28,206 ♪ On je moćan, jako dobar čovjek ♪ 1044 00:37:28,206 --> 00:37:30,291 ♪ Kakav čovjek, kakav čovjek, kakav čovjek ♪ 1045 00:37:30,291 --> 00:37:31,918 ♪ Kako jako dobar čovjek ♪ - * U redu ♪ 1046 00:37:31,918 --> 00:37:34,713 [smijeh] Što radiš tamo? 1047 00:37:34,713 --> 00:37:36,923 Pokušavam otkvačiti grudnjak. 1048 00:37:36,923 --> 00:37:39,759 Pa ako je bilo sumnje o tome da si djevica... 1049 00:37:43,138 --> 00:37:44,639 Ah! Ah, sranje, u redu. 1050 00:37:44,639 --> 00:37:47,308 Mislim da sam ga poderao, a mogao bih jebeno sam se porezao. 1051 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:49,310 Evo, zašto ne kužim? 1052 00:37:49,310 --> 00:37:52,147 Hm, imaš li kondom? 1053 00:37:52,147 --> 00:37:53,314 Da. Da, odrasla osoba 1054 00:37:53,314 --> 00:37:54,858 u apoteci pomogao mi je da odaberem jednu. 1055 00:37:54,858 --> 00:37:55,817 Što? 1056 00:37:55,817 --> 00:37:57,569 Ništa. Uh, da. 1057 00:37:57,569 --> 00:37:59,195 Da, imam jedan. 1058 00:37:59,195 --> 00:38:03,950 Dobro, jer mislim trebali bismo imati seks. 1059 00:38:03,950 --> 00:38:05,160 Stvarno? 1060 00:38:06,619 --> 00:38:08,329 Sranje, Blaire je bila u pravu. 1061 00:38:08,329 --> 00:38:09,581 - Ha? - Ništa. 1062 00:38:09,581 --> 00:38:12,375 Uh, da. Da, spremna sam. 1063 00:38:12,375 --> 00:38:13,752 ♪ 'Jer njegova mama naučio ga je tome ♪ 1064 00:38:13,752 --> 00:38:15,045 ♪ Imam dobrog čovjeka ♪ 1065 00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:16,629 ♪ Kakav čovjek, kakav muškarac, kakav muškarac ♪ 1066 00:38:16,629 --> 00:38:18,882 ♪ Kako jako dobar čovjek ♪ 1067 00:38:18,882 --> 00:38:20,216 ♪ Moćan, jako dobar čovjek ♪ 1068 00:38:20,216 --> 00:38:22,302 ♪ Kakav čovjek, kakav muškarac, kakav muškarac ♪ 1069 00:38:22,302 --> 00:38:24,512 ♪ Kako jako dobar čovjek ♪ 1070 00:38:24,512 --> 00:38:26,890 - * Da, on je ♪ - * Kakav muškarac, takav muškarac ♪ 1071 00:38:26,890 --> 00:38:29,392 [svira džingl izvanrednih vijesti] 1072 00:38:29,392 --> 00:38:30,727 - O moj Bože! - Što? Što? 1073 00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:32,187 Što nije u redu? - Pogledaj! 1074 00:38:32,187 --> 00:38:34,272 Policija je u potjeri bijelog Bronca 1075 00:38:34,272 --> 00:38:37,150 pretpostavlja se da je to vozilo OJ Simpsona. 1076 00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:39,652 Sada, kao što možete vidjeti tamo, putuje vrlo sporo-- 1077 00:38:39,652 --> 00:38:41,196 Sranje! 1078 00:38:41,196 --> 00:38:43,031 Da. Da, to je stvarno nešto. 1079 00:38:43,031 --> 00:38:45,450 Jebati! Znači li ovo on je to stvarno učinio? 1080 00:38:45,450 --> 00:38:46,743 Kad već govorimo o tome... 1081 00:38:46,743 --> 00:38:47,952 Što mislite gdje on ide? 1082 00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:49,788 I zašto voze tako sporo? 1083 00:38:49,788 --> 00:38:51,623 Siguran sam da LAPD ima njegovi najbolji ljudi na njemu. 1084 00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:52,624 Mislim, sigurno je učinio, zar ne? 1085 00:38:52,624 --> 00:38:53,833 Zašto inače trči? 1086 00:38:53,833 --> 00:38:55,543 Ovakva vremena, sve što stvarno možemo učiniti 1087 00:38:55,543 --> 00:38:56,961 je držati jedno drugo blizu. - Jebote! 1088 00:38:56,961 --> 00:38:59,714 Mislim, bio je Nordberg u "Golom pištolju", 1089 00:38:59,714 --> 00:39:01,257 a sad je možda ubojica? 1090 00:39:01,257 --> 00:39:03,968 Mislim da je Nicole Brown Simpson a Ron Goldman bi 1091 00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:06,096 stvarno želimo da napravimo većinu ove noći. 1092 00:39:06,096 --> 00:39:09,307 A sada čujemo javlja da ima pištolj. 1093 00:39:09,307 --> 00:39:12,310 O moj Bože. 1094 00:39:12,310 --> 00:39:15,647 Mislim da ovo neće uspjeti imati sretan završetak. 1095 00:39:15,647 --> 00:39:17,649 Ne seri. 1096 00:39:17,649 --> 00:39:19,317 Da ponovim, vjeruje mu se-- 1097 00:39:19,317 --> 00:39:21,986 [jazzy glazba] 1098 00:39:21,986 --> 00:39:25,740 Baš kao što se dogodilo s mojim roditeljima i Nixonom. 1099 00:39:25,740 --> 00:39:27,951 Oh. O moj Bože. 1100 00:39:27,951 --> 00:39:29,828 O moj Bože, ja sam moja majka. 1101 00:39:29,828 --> 00:39:31,746 Pa tvoja majka zapravo imali seks, 1102 00:39:31,746 --> 00:39:34,541 pa ta usporedba zapravo ne radi. 1103 00:39:34,541 --> 00:39:36,209 Ali barem sada imaš djevojku. 1104 00:39:36,209 --> 00:39:38,545 Eh, nekako. 1105 00:39:38,545 --> 00:39:40,547 Vau, kako to misliš, "nekako"? 1106 00:39:40,547 --> 00:39:42,882 Bethanyna potrošnja ljeto u Italiji. 1107 00:39:42,882 --> 00:39:44,134 Ona odlazi sutra. 1108 00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,927 Oh, ne bih se brinuo o tome. 1109 00:39:45,927 --> 00:39:48,388 Ta vagina će biti upravo tamo gdje si ga ostavio. 1110 00:39:48,388 --> 00:39:49,889 - Misliš? - Oh, da, 1111 00:39:49,889 --> 00:39:52,350 Talijani su poznati za njihovu seksualnu suzdržanost 1112 00:39:52,350 --> 00:39:54,144 i poštovanje prema ženama. 1113 00:39:54,144 --> 00:39:56,312 - Oh, rekao si... - Ja sam govorio suprotno. 1114 00:39:56,312 --> 00:39:57,814 Malo si radio. Radili ste, kao, 1115 00:39:57,814 --> 00:39:58,898 pomalo, kao nešto suprotno. - Govorio sam ono 1116 00:39:58,898 --> 00:40:00,066 oni ne rade. - Mamu ti jebem. 1117 00:40:00,066 --> 00:40:02,027 Da. 1118 00:40:02,027 --> 00:40:03,987 Muškarac, prva godina bilo je čudno, ha? 1119 00:40:03,987 --> 00:40:05,989 Da, bilo je sranje, nema sumnje u to. 1120 00:40:05,989 --> 00:40:07,490 Da. 1121 00:40:07,490 --> 00:40:09,159 Ali znate što? 1122 00:40:09,159 --> 00:40:11,369 Bilo bi puno gore bez tebe, prijatelju. 1123 00:40:11,369 --> 00:40:12,704 Hvala, stari. 1124 00:40:12,704 --> 00:40:15,040 To me duboko dira... 1125 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,916 što će se i dogoditi u Betaniju u Italiji. 1126 00:40:16,916 --> 00:40:18,209 oprosti oprosti - Oh, jebem ti mater. 1127 00:40:18,209 --> 00:40:19,461 - To je bilo zadnje. - Kao, ali ozbiljno? 1128 00:40:19,461 --> 00:40:20,462 Znam da te boli. To je bilo zadnje. 1129 00:40:20,462 --> 00:40:22,339 Zadnji. 1130 00:40:22,339 --> 00:40:24,382 Pitam se koja je zadnja godina bit će kao. 1131 00:40:24,382 --> 00:40:25,884 ne znam 1132 00:40:25,884 --> 00:40:27,719 Ali znate što? Kažem da mi to radimo sjajno. 1133 00:40:27,719 --> 00:40:29,554 Stvarno preokrenuti naše živote, znaš? 1134 00:40:29,554 --> 00:40:31,931 Da. Da, zapravo radi sve 1135 00:40:31,931 --> 00:40:33,933 ljetno štivo i sranja, kao, pojavi se spreman. 1136 00:40:33,933 --> 00:40:36,019 Da, možda čak i skočim na našim prijavama za fakultet. 1137 00:40:36,019 --> 00:40:38,355 Da. To zvuči super. 1138 00:40:38,355 --> 00:40:40,106 Prva stvar sutra. 1139 00:40:41,649 --> 00:40:43,610 Čini se da bi mogla padati kiša. 1140 00:40:43,610 --> 00:40:45,236 [grmljavina] Isuse jebeni Kriste! 1141 00:40:45,236 --> 00:40:47,072 Jebeno sranje! Zašto to mora učiniti? 1142 00:40:47,072 --> 00:40:49,240 o moj Bože tako je jebeno strašno. 1143 00:40:49,240 --> 00:40:51,326 - Mrzim grmljavinu! - Jebi se, grome! 1144 00:40:51,326 --> 00:40:53,411 Da, možeš mi popušiti kurac! 1145 00:40:53,411 --> 00:40:54,996 O, moj Bože, Teddy. 1146 00:40:54,996 --> 00:40:56,247 Misliš li što i ja? 1147 00:40:56,247 --> 00:40:57,791 Uzmi gitaru. 1148 00:40:57,791 --> 00:41:04,964 ♪ ♪ 1149 00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:34,619 ["Everybody" Norah Jones Potreban je najbolji prijatelj"] 1150 00:41:34,619 --> 00:41:38,998 ♪ Oh, imaš punu glavu nekoga užasnog ♪ 1151 00:41:38,998 --> 00:41:42,252 ♪ Pa ipak, nažalost, da te netko obožava ♪ 1152 00:41:42,252 --> 00:41:43,837 ♪ ♪ 1153 00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:47,549 ♪ Svima treba najbolji prijatelj ♪ 1154 00:41:47,549 --> 00:41:50,093 ♪ Sretan sam što sam tvoj ♪ 1155 00:41:50,093 --> 00:41:53,596 ♪ Ja sam samo klaun ♪ 1156 00:41:53,596 --> 00:41:57,017 ♪ I spustit ću te dolje ♪ 1157 00:41:57,017 --> 00:42:03,106 ♪ Ali tebe jednostavno nije briga jer tvoj ♪ 1158 00:42:03,106 --> 00:42:05,358 ♪ Najbolji prijatelj sam ja ♪ 1159 00:42:05,358 --> 00:42:12,365 ♪ ♪